...To be exact
What?

Look, I'm sure you've suspected that I'm not human. But guess what?
I don't even have a body!
So, are you are robot or something?

How rude!
I have a full conscience.
It's just that now I've been transferred onto the internet. So many desperate fools here!
By who?

Huh?
Who uploaded you to the internet?

S-someone
They're gone, anyway. So there's no use trying to ask.
Anyways, I answered your question. Is that it?
No.